I was going to make a gif of myself alone in the dark drinking Hpnotiq but i figured everyone has already seen enough of my slow descent into alcoholism in that format.
My Plans in order of what need to be done.
alexher: Get more food -> smoke more -> drink more -> use spotify to listen to all the music ever especially girl groups -> have best night evah. mission accomplished.
If it was made to hold water it was made to hold a martini.
Are you experienced?
Biggest Regret of My Life: Not buying that Scott Baio record.
Why? - Fall Saddles
its a hundred degrees out today and this is the first time probably in my entire life where I am staying in an apartment with air conditioning. i never want to go back.
Screaming Females - Normal